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Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , on May 21, 2009 by suchabastard

The World Would be a Better Place Without Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson

Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 10, 2008 by suchabastard

I don’t know about you, but, this Bastard reporter is sick to death of the ‘African American Idiot Brigade’ charging in and running their mouths every time there’s the slightest chance of getting themselves publicity.

“Who is this?,” you ask.  None other than Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson.

These two buffoons have been putting their noses where they don’t belong for decades!

Every damn time someone says the words, ’black, African American, Civil Rights, or racial’, here comes the ’Idiot Brigade’!

What the hell?  Do they think they’re some kind of super heroes?   That they need to swoop in and open their big fat mouths and spray us with their religiously sanctified saliva?

In the immortal words of the departed Redd Foxx, “Shut up, you dummies!”

These overblown gasbags do nothing but stir up trouble wherever they go.

They are constantly making an issue of race when none exists!

If someone even says the word black on television, regardless that the someone is Martha Stewart, and she’s speaking of a marble counter top, here comes the ‘Idiot Brigade’!

“Oh, no,” they’ll say, “Martha, look at the way the ‘white lines’ intrude upon the pure sanctity of the ‘blackness’ of the marble!

“It’s always the ‘white’ interfering with the ‘black’!  Hallelujah!  Praise the Lord!”

Give me a fuckin’ break!  Who made these idiots the mouths of the Black Community?

So, if you are as fed up with these two morons as I am, then you’ll agree with me whole heartedly that they are both very old, extremely annoying, and it would be better for the entire world if they’d just finally take a dirt nap.

If you don’t agree with this Bastard reporter, then you have just read my article for no apparent reason, except perhaps to piss yourself off and have an aneurism.

Mars Cracked

Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 17, 2008 by suchabastard

Come and listen to my story ‘bout a Mars crack head
Snorted all his money…nearly ended up dead
Got himself a robot…started diggin’ in the nude
Found a bit a white stuff…and forgot about food.
Coke that is…
White gold…
Martian “C”…

Now the crack head’s on the run…and he really don’t care
Found himself a million worth in that ol’ crater there
Gonna hop his self a shuttle…and flee the red prairie
And head on back to Earth and into to Beverly…
Hills, that is…
Pimps and Fools…
Nudie Stars…
“The Beverly Crackbillies”

Well, now it’s time to say g’bye…to this ol’ Marshy-en
The cops drove down an alleyway…and found him in a bin
Hope ya’ll learned yer lesson from this here casualty…
And treat your Pimps and Hoes and Dealers with hospitality.
Drop a dime.
Toke a smoke.
Pass the roach.
Ya’ll don’t pass out now, ya hear?

This has been a Crack Hoe Presentation!