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Cat Painting?! What the Hell is Wrong with You?!

Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2008 by suchabastard

This Bastard reporter received notice of what I believe to be a horrid injustice to our feline friends.

What is this you ask?  Well, of all things, it’s Cat Painting!  Yes, you read that correctly.

I can’t understand what some people are thinking!  I can’t understand why some people are allowed to live and breath and reproduce!

Cats are born beautiful!  They have lovely fur coats!  They are precious and gorgeous!  Why the hell would anyone paint them?!

If that’s not bad enough, these morons pay upwards of $15,000.00 per paint session and have to have them retouched for new fur growth every 3 months!  What the fuck?!

So here, have a look at what idiots have done to naturally beautiful felines who should’ve scratched their owner’s and the artist’s (if you can call them an artist) eyes out:

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So, to these evil pet owners, I say, “STOP IT!  THIS IS HORRIBLE!  CATS ARE GRACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURES WHO DO NOT DESERVE TO BE PAINTED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!  THEY ARE NOT TOYS!  THEY ARE LIVING, BREATHING, FEELING BEINGS WHO DESERVE FAR BETTER THAN THIS BULLSHIT!”

In this Bastard reporter’s opinion, there are far too many stupid people on this planet with far too much money to burn.

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