Archive for animal cruelty

Cat Painting?! What the Hell is Wrong with You?!

Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2008 by suchabastard

This Bastard reporter received notice of what I believe to be a horrid injustice to our feline friends.

What is this you ask?  Well, of all things, it’s Cat Painting!  Yes, you read that correctly.

I can’t understand what some people are thinking!  I can’t understand why some people are allowed to live and breath and reproduce!

Cats are born beautiful!  They have lovely fur coats!  They are precious and gorgeous!  Why the hell would anyone paint them?!

If that’s not bad enough, these morons pay upwards of $15,000.00 per paint session and have to have them retouched for new fur growth every 3 months!  What the fuck?!

So here, have a look at what idiots have done to naturally beautiful felines who should’ve scratched their owner’s and the artist’s (if you can call them an artist) eyes out:

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So, to these evil pet owners, I say, “STOP IT!  THIS IS HORRIBLE!  CATS ARE GRACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURES WHO DO NOT DESERVE TO BE PAINTED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!  THEY ARE NOT TOYS!  THEY ARE LIVING, BREATHING, FEELING BEINGS WHO DESERVE FAR BETTER THAN THIS BULLSHIT!”

In this Bastard reporter’s opinion, there are far too many stupid people on this planet with far too much money to burn.

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Diane Sue Whalen & Donald Roy Siegfried’s Sex Dogs to be Rehabilitated

Posted in Such a Bastard with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2008 by suchabastard

This Bastard reporter has learned that Lucky and Buddy, a mixed breed and a Labrador who were Diane Sue Whalen and Donald Roy Siegfried’s sex trained hounds, will both be taken to a no-kill sanctuary next month for rehabilitation.

These poor innocent pooches are now finally receiving the proper kind of ‘puppy love’.

Earlier this month a judge ordered that both Lucky and Buddy be examined thoroughly by a veterinarian to learn if the dogs would be suitable for rehabilitation and eventual adoption into a loving caring family that will not want to use them as bestial sex toys.

The vet pronounced both dogs physically and mentally suitable for adoption.  Then cut their nuts off.

Diane Sue Whalen’s adult son found more than 150 video tapes of her performing sex acts with both Lucky and Buddy, as well as a blue heeler named Merlin owned by Donald Roy Siegfried.

After viewing all 150 tapes because he ‘just couldn’t stop looking’, and vomiting repeatedly, he turned them over to the Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office.

Don and Di were both charged with felony crimes against nature, while only Don was charged with filming the dastardly deeds.

All dogs involved were immediately taken into custody.

When I asked Mr. Siegfried’s attorney how anyone could video tape such sick sexual acts, and more than 150 times, he explained that Don had told him, ‘I just couldn’t stop looking!’

He also told me that while Diane’s son began vomiting while viewing the films, Don Siegfried began masturbating while taping them.

“I know I’m the man’s attorney,” he began, “but he is one sick freak!  And Diane is one dirty kooter!”

A non profit organization, the Oklahoma Alliance for Animals, has said that both Lucky and Buddy are doing quite well and no longer try to hump their human caretakers since being neutered.

The Tulsa County Sherriff’s Office teams with the Oklahoma Alliance for Animals with cases involving animal cruelty.

So if you ever intend to rape an animal, be prepared to face the criminal consequences and the forced humiliation of writers such as myself.

This Bastard reporter is pleased that these two dogs, Lucky and Buddy, now have a second chance at life.

The Oklahoma Alliance for Animals, as well as many other animal care agencies and shelters, need your help.  Send or take them donations or money today.

Well, what are you waiting for?  You can afford it.

Help them, goddamn it!