USA: Union of Socialist Assholes

This Bastard reporter is completely fed up with the bullshit of the USA: Union of Socialist Assholes. Better known as: The United States of America Republican Party.

These idiots have elected a complete jackass into power over the once strongest and proudest country on Earth…TWICE!!!

What the hell were they thinking?!

The idiot they elected has so far in under eight years, less than a decade:

1. Began an insane ‘War on Terror’ against Saddam Hussein in Iraq…just to strike at his daddy’s nemesis…when the criminal he was supposed to find (and hasn’t yet!) is Osama Bin Laden!

2. This idiot, George W. Dumbass, and his Vice-Piece of Shit, decided to board a Naval Vessel and declare the so called ‘War on Terror’ won! It wasn’t!

3. This idiot has lied to the American people and illegally spied upon them! What part of illegal doesn’t this idiot understand?!

4. This idiot failed the American Citizens by putting inept morons in power leaving the people of the Hurricane Katrina disaster to suffer without any help!

5. This idiot began a hate mongering campaign against Homosexuals just to take the heat off his screw up with the so called ‘War on Terror’!

6. This idiot, who is supposed to represent our country, elected by those dumbass Republicans, (TWICE!! Didn’t you learn your fucking lesson from the first four years?!!) can’t even speak properly or pronounce words correctly!

7. This idiot was told that the so called ‘War on Terror’ wasn’t going as planned (it is failing miserably) and continued to call in troops and send them over only to die!

8. This idiot and his Vice-Piece of Shit, as well as almost every Republican asshole in Congress, own a huge portion of the Big Oil companies. Therefore, they are raping us like mad to line their pockets with our hard earned money and destroying our American Dream of life, leaving us penniless to make the hard decisions of eating or paying the electric bill! (In Egypt gasoline is 67 cents a gallon!)

9. This idiot has put complete morons in charge of governmental offices that are to protect our borders and our citizens, and still we have tainted foods, toys, and pet foods entering our country from overseas!

10. This idiot wants to give citizenship to all illegal immigrants! What the hell is so hard to understand about the word, ILLEGAL?!

11. This idiot let his Vice-Piece of Shit off his leash and that ended with a man being shot in the face!!

12. This idiot said, “History will be the judge”, of his pathetic presidency! NO, we are the judge of that! YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU ASSHOLE!

This Bastard reporter wants all of you dumbass Republicans to take a hard, long look at the fucked up mess your idiot electorate has caused!

This is the USA: United States of America! A DEMOCRACY….NOT A REPUBLIC!

If you assholes want a Republic…I suggest you form a new USSR and get the hell out of our country!

Thank you and have a lovely day,
Your Bastard reporter


One Response to “USA: Union of Socialist Assholes”

  1. Hey, if we fucked OUR job up half that bad , we’d be unemployed in a week!

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